I now have GarageBand. This application allows me to create musical works of staggering accomplishment in mere minutes. I would like to share with you one of my creations, or children, if you will, for just like Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys and subsequent mental breakdown fame, I consider my songs to be my children.
I sincerely hope you enjoy this seamless blend of driving rock rhythms, apocalyptic choir, and Peking orchestra vocals. It took me less than thirty minutes to make.