Dry Run® – because suicide is a decision you have to live with for the rest of your life

Suicide tester kit satire

Does your life seem to be out of control? Perhaps you have a mountain of debt that you just cannot overcome. Perhaps you are unbearably lonely. Maybe you feel that life has nothing good to offer you anymore. You may find that you are having troubling thoughts about taking your own life. You might even …

Brothel hopping with my mother-in-law

Brothel hopping © 2017 William A. McNeice, satire

Not so long ago, I, my wife and my mother-in-law went to a restaurant in the center of Wroclaw, Poland. We ate at an Indian restaurant where the dishes are bland enough to satisfy the German tourists, but which nevertheless, my wife believes is a good restaurant. I find this puzzling, because both my wife …

The most pointless beer run in the world

Communism, or at least the Polish brand of communism, was a centralized system where all decisions were made in Warsaw via Moscow. Maintaining such a monolithic system and ensuring all decisions were carried out as per the wishes of the Communist Party required more bureaucracy than had ever existed before in the history of the …